I am eating too many vegetables. Rather, I'm not eating enough delicious carbs!! I miss candy and Cheetos. And to top it off I just found two dog hairs in my food! Dog hair never gets into a bag of cheese-its. Cheeze-its? Now don't get me wrong, I like peas and broccoli and asparagus. I just like crackers and pudding more. Alas, eating pudding instead of peas makes you gain weight and die sooner. Honestly I don't mind the dying sooner part so much, less time looking through a glass darkly is all. But I don't want to live unhealthily, if that's a word. So instead of eating thinly sliced potatoes fried to a greasy yummy crunch, I'll eat some thinly sliced cucumbers and pretend I like them more than dying. :-D
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