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Friday, May 13, 2011

The beans. They are cool.

I made friends at the store today. What I mean is, I didn't do everything in my power to avoid contact with the other members of my species as was possible. I think it was short lived though. It happens to me, every few months maybe. For anywhere between a couple hours to...half a day. After that I guess I just run out of patience or benevolence or what have you. What do you have?

I may be thinking about kittens, and rainbows, and sunshine, and clouds shaped like happiness...but...
 
Sometimes kittens claw your face off. Sometimes rainbows come after [almost] everything on the face of the earth has been obliterated. Sometimes sunshine gives you 3rd degree sunburns. And sometimes clouds shaped like happiness...well I'm not sure how those could really be bad, it just went with the three things before it so sardonically. I suppose though, that even a cloud shaped like happiness could encompass an airplane causing it to deviate from its course at night and crash into an iceberg. Or something. Then it would be like the happy cloud of doom. H-COD.

Beware the loom of the happy cloud of doom. It looms. The cloud. It cools the air. It cools the beans.

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